Unleash The Biesty


I really need to get one of those screen things American windows have bc its too hot to close the window at night but now bugs are inviting themselves indoors


My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day


My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

(via lookatallthesmilesigive)


well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via relahvant)


if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via goandkeepmecloseforever)


High School Musical 4 looks intense

(Source: serfborts, via jtodorovic)


When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send


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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via phobias)


and they say romance is dead


and they say romance is dead

(Source: greenlighthemmo, via asheroliver)



what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of


(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*


*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>


bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via braydaaan)


don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via gaybrielthearchangle)


Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

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