Unleash The Biesty

gaybrielthearchangle:

I really need to get one of those screen things American windows have bc its too hot to close the window at night but now bugs are inviting themselves indoors

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

(via lookatallthesmilesigive)

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via relahvant)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via goandkeepmecloseforever)

ruinedchildhood:

High School Musical 4 looks intense

(Source: serfborts, via jtodorovic)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

image

(Source: tfwpanymphmoved, via definitive)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via phobias)

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

(Source: greenlighthemmo, via asheroliver)

rumblespheres:

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

bees

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via braydaaan)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via gaybrielthearchangle)

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

(via jjbbabexo)